Who's got the stuff that made the Wild West wild?
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Who pleases ev'ry woman, man and child?
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Who does his best to give the customers a thrill?
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-Who?
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Colonel Buff'lo Bill
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Who's got the show that gets the most applause?
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Five hundred Indians and fifty squaws
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Ten feature acts and there's the special feature still
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-Who?
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Colonel Buff'lo Bill
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Did you ever see a cowboy rope a steer?
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-No, we haven't
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Or an Indian with feathers throw a spear?
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-No, we haven't
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Or a marksman shoot an earring from an ear?
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-No, we haven't
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Did you ever see a hold up?
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-No, sir
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Then gather closer
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And let me give you some of the atmosphere
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The hour is midnight and all is still
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We see the stagecoach climbing up a hill
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Going along a mountain trail
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Carrying passengers and mail
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Never suspecting danger as they roll along
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The watchful driver is in his seat
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His trusty rifle lying at his feet
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Some of the passengers inside
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Seem to be dozing as they ride
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Never suspecting there is something really wrong
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Suddenly there's a shout
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-What is it all about?
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What is it all about you ask? It's Indians
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-Indians!
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Indians
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-Indians!
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Very notable, cut your throat-able Indians
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-Indians!
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Just when they've taken ev'ryone by force
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Who makes an entrance on a big white horse?
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Who starts a-shootin' till there's no one left to kill?
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-Gen'ral Grant?
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No! Colonel Buff'lo Bill!
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-Certainly this is quite a thrill, better than all the vaudeville
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-Let us be on the go and see the show with Buff'lo Bill
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Colonel Buffalo Bill
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| Irving Berlin |