[1st verse:]
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In the heart of Cairo, the Sultan one day
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Nearly lost his life when his horse ran away
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Pat McCann, an Irishman, who happened to be there
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Stopped the horse and saved the Sultan's life by a hair
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The Sultan said "I'll give you anything I can afford"
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Patrick answered "If you want to give me a reward
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[Refrain:]
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Lock me in your harem and throw away the key
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Let me cuddle-uddle up to Rosie and May
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Let me see the fat one who dances all the day
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My eyes were made for seeing
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Honest, I'm a human being
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Down in your harem
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There's Rosie, Josie, Posie
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And I know that you could spare 'em
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So won't you let me stay
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Locked in the harem with the keys thrown away
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[2nd verse:]
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When the Sultan brushed off his clothes and could speak
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He replied "You're welcome to stay for a week"
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Pat walked in the harem with a smile from ear to ear
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Tho' the Sultan said a week, he stayed for a year
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The morning after Pat came home his wife began to weep
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He could not explain why he was singing in his sleep
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Lock Me In Your Harem And Throw Away The Key
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| Irving Berlin |