Ahh ahh, I never saw so many people tonight
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I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good
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I'm glad that y'all givin it up for him, y'all givin it up for him
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That's good -- y'all make me want to cry or somethin
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Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night
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For one thing let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Russell Jones
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Excuse me for that one I had to let that one low ahh-hahhh
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And tonight, you're going to see that you never seen before
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Somethin that, that nobody in the history of rap ever set theyself to do
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This fuckin guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin crazy
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He's somethin insane, he's the greatest performer every-since
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Uhh, what's the guys name? (Ol Dirty!!)
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Ahh, da, ahh, James Brown, he's bad, and he's a cool guy
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And you'll really need him, I mean need to really get to know him
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Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns
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From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth
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Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for
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The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol Dirty Bastard
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I love that guy!
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(Ol Dirty!!)
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Yes, how y'all doin out there?
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I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night
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Cause I'm happy to be living, you know
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A nigga tried to shoot me down and shit
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You know and, I don't know man it just feel good to be here man
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YouknowhatI'msayin?
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And I wanna let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all
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You know, but [sniff]
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But I really came here tonight [sniff]
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For one reason [sniff],
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Just cause [sniff] I don't need to cry
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I don't need to cry, dub you can play that shit man, play it man
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I'm tired of this shit, remember the time I told y'all
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When I got burnt, gonorrhea
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Well this bitch, there's a new bitch goddamnit
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Ohh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea
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So I didn't get burnt one time I got burnt actually two times
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When you really look at it
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Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the bitch off
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Yeah the bitch died, I killed the bitch
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She suffered a long pain bitchy ass go bitch had to go
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I I knew the bitch for ten minutes of her life
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But the pussy was good! Yes the pussy was good!
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I just want you to know girl!
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That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written
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By Blowfly, and I want all y'all to hear this shit
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It's just a poem that I writ for you girl
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[paper crinkles]
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[singing]
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The first time, ever you sucked my dick
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Thank you thank you!
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I felt, the earth tremble, under my balls
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Somethin shot out of me real fast
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First time
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Nah I'm just kidding witch'all
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How y'all feelin, listen to the album cuz it's BANGIN
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We have only thirty-five chambers, there is no thirty-six
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I know that, but, I want to create a new chamber
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Oh? And what would that be?
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Intro
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Ol' Dirty Bastard |