I am the master of this universe and I've got so big it hurts
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Raise your eyes and graze your knees
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Oh for your master is displeased, because you dared to doubt his word
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His polished surface dulls and cracks
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Your bitter laughter breaks his back
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I am the master of this universe
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I taught you everything you know
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Now you must bear your master's curse
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Oh for I will not let you go
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Now you must walk this town 'til dawn in every public open place
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Your master's look upon your face
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Oh now look what you have done
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You've spoilt it all for everyone
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The master vegetates alone in a corner of your home
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You feed him scraps when in the mood
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You beat him hard and keep him nude
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You cut your master down to size
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Now he cries and he cries now
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Lalalalala lalala...
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And now he begs both night and day
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He lets you take him on your knee
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He keeps on losing consciousness, he dearly loves his new mistress
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Now he repeats it every night
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Every night on point of death
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"You are the master of this universe"
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Now he cries and he cries now
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"You are the master of the universe
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You are the master of the universe
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You are the master of the universe
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You are the master of the universe!"
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Master Of The Universe (Sanitised Version)
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Pulp |