If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Hit me
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Got Mike
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He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
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Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed
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Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
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He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
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If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
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You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
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So fuck critics you can kiss our whole asshole
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If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
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Got beef with radio if we don't play they show
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They don't play out hits well we don't give a shit SO
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All these mags try and use our ass
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So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
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I don't know what you take us as
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or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
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I'm from rags to ritches nigga we ain't dumb
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Hit me
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99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
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If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
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In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
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I got two choices yall pull over the car or
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Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
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Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake
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Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
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So i...pull over to the side of the road
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And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
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Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
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Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
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Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
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"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
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"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
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"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
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I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit
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"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
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Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
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And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
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"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
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"Or somebody important or somethin?"
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Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
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Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
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"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Hit me
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99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
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If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Hit me99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
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If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Hit me
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99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
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If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Now once upon a time not too long ago
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A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
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This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
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But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
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I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord
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Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
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You know the type loud as a motor bike
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But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
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The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin
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He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
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And there i go traped in the kit kat again
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Back through the system with the riff raff again
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Fiends on the floor scratchin again
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Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them
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D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
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Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African
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All because ths fool was horrasin them
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Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
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But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun
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I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one
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99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
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If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Hit me
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99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
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If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Hit me
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shut up when I'm talking to you
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shut up, shut up, shut up
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shut up when I'm talking to you
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shut up, shut up, shut up
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I'm about to BREAK
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Everything you say to me
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Hit me
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I need a little room to breathe
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Hit me
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