He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
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People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
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He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
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Because he knows there's no such thing
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He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair but he doesn't get nervous
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She's not really there
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He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
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Because he knows there's no such thing
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Tour the world in a heavy metal band
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But they run out of gas
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The plane can never land
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He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
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People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
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He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
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Because he knows there's no such thing
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What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb
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When you're much too busy returning to the womb?
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He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
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People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
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He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
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Because he knows there's no such thing
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Shoehorn With Teeth
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They Might Be Giants |