[spoken]
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Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
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Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
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Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
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The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
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[sung]
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That's the first thin' I say to you.
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How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
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Listen honey,
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Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
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Showin', growin',
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Man I'd like to place my hand
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upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
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And squeeze!
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Take off your blouse,
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And your underpants,
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Then take a look,
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'Cause here me and KG come naked,
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Out of the side-hatch,
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With the oils and perfume and incense.
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Now you're groovin',
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Put on a cool '70s groove.
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A funky groove to fuck to.
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A funky groove to fuck to.
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Me, me and KG,
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It's all about sex supreme,
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We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
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Have you ever been worked on
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By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
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That's what I'm offerin' you.
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You step into our room,
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And then you smell the perfume,
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You lay upon our roundish bed,
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And then you feel a tickling on your head.
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It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
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Look out baby he got the tools.
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And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
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It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.
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We don't mind sucking on toes!
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Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
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Havin' sex with me and KG,
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Now you're talkin' double team supreme.
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Let's roll!
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Oh!
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[2-part:] Ahh, oh!
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What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
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Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
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Deht! Deht! Eeee!...Splooge!
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[spoken]
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That was the one.
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[KG:] Hail Satan!
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[JB:] Hail Satan!
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[KG:] Hail Satan!
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[JB:] Hail Satan!
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Double Team
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Tenacious D |