This is a song for the ladies
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But fellas listen closely
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You don't always have to fuck her hard
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In fact sometimes that's not right to do
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Sometimes you've got to make some love
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And fuckin give her some smoochies too
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Sometimes ya got to squeeze
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Sometimes you've got to say please
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Sometime you've got to say hey
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I'm gonna Fuck you softly
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I'm gonna screw you gently
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I'm gonna hump you sweetly
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I'm gonna ball you discreetly
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And then you say hey I bought you flowers
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And then you say wait a minute sally
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I think I got somethin in my teeth
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Could you get it out for me
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That's fuckin teamwork
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Whats your favorite posish?
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That's cool with me
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Its not my favorite
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But I'll do it for you
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Whats your favorite dish?
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Im not gonna cook it
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But ill order it from Zanzibar
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And then I'm gonna love you completely
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And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
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And then I'll fucking bone you completely
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But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
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Hard
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Fuck Her Gently
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Tenacious D |