High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
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There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
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Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
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Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
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[spoken]
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Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
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archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
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What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
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That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
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How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
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with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
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How 'bout the power to move you?
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[sung]
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History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
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Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
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A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
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And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
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Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
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Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
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[spoken]
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Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
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they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
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and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
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[sung]
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Me! And KG!
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[KG (spoken):] That's me.
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[sung]
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We're now Tenacious D!
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Come fly with me, fly!
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Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
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Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
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Oh!
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[spoken]
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Take my hand!
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Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!
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Bring out your broadsword.
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There's the hydra.
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Slice his throat!
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And grab his scroat.
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You take the high road,
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I'll take the low.
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There, the crevasse,
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Fill it with your mighty juice.
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Wonderboy
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Tenacious D |