I want to tell you all about a young man
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He'll be known as Dan
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Then he was living down in San Diego
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Drove an ice-cream van
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One night he met a girl in Club Alamo
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But she was strictly incognito
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They had a drink and when he asked her name
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She told him Jennifer
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But what he didn't realize as he was
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Dancing close to her
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He held the body of a waitress called Kaye
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Who used to live in Sacramento
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They danced right through the night and into the day
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Remaining strictly incognito
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He drove her home in the sunlight of morning
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He held her close in the car
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But fourteen year old Sara Lee was watching
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She knew he'd gone much too far
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Poor Dan a simple man he just failed to see
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It wasn't Jennifer who kissed him
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Cos when Dan took her hand he held Sara Lee
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She knew that she could convict him
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So Dan got ten years to dream in state detention
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And lost the use of his car
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And all because his waitress Kaye forgot to mention
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It's not always clear who we are
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Now she's waiting tables in Paloma
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Near the Four-O-Five
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And there's another twenty-eight personas
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Keeping her alive
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Next time your waitress looks you right in the eye
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You'd better exercise your veto
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And keep your mind right on that blueberry pie
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Remaining strictly incognito
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Strictly Incognito
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| Tony Banks |
