What did I do wrong?
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Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo
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Am I really all that bad?
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You're worse than Hannibal Lechter, Charlie Manson, Freddie Krueger
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Why are we still together?
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Oh I can't leave until you're dead
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You mean 'til death do us part?
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I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head
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It was lucky for us I turned the radio on
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They say that music soothes the savage beast
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There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red
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The two of us would surely have ended up dead
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[Chorus]
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You stopped us from killing each other
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones
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You'll never know but you saved our lives
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Tom Jones, Tom Jones
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I could never throw my knickers at you
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And I don't come from Wales
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So haven't solved our problems
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You mean we hate each others guts
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I still wanna poison your pizza
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And I still wanna cut off your nuts
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I phoned the marriage guidance
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I tied the phone line round your neck
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I'm sick of all this hatred
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Well that will be the arsenic making you sick
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You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff
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As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on
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You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes
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It was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits
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[Repeat Chorus]
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And now the war is over
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I've lost the urge to break your neck
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I owe my life to What's New Pussycat
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Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you dead
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Oh I used to call you satan
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And you were Cruella De'Ville
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And now you call me your Delilah
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And I am not your lucifer
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And I am just your pussycat
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But just a word of warning now
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Just in case we ever get tured of his voice
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I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong
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And I know an atom that's bomb going for a song
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[Repeat Chorus Twice]
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Ballad Of Tom Jones
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Tom Jones |