[chorus:]
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Spam
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It's pink and it's oval
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Spam
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I buy it at the Mobil
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Spam
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It's made in Chernobyl
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Spam
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Now when I was a child
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My family was so poor
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They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
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So we had a plan
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In a big blue can
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The government substitute for meat
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[repeat chorus]
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To get me to eat it at dinner
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They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
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He was a winner that never knew defeat
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And when he got hungry
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When he got hungry
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He cracked open that special treat
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It was
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[repeat chorus]
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S-P-A-M
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Don't you know it's my best friend
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S-P-A-M
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Again and again and again
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S-P-A-M
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Don't you know it's my best friend
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S-P-A-M
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Again and again and again and again
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So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
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There's one meat by-product that's best by far
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It's
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[repeat chorus]
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Spam
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