*featuring Jon Lovitz
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Have you heard?
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The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
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Well did you evah?
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What a swell party this is!
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Have you heard that poor dear
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Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
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Well, did you evah?
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What a swell party this is!
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What daiquiris!
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What sherry, please!
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What burgundy!
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What pommery!
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Have you heard?
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Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
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Well, did you evah?
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What a swell party this is!
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Missus Smith in her new
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Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
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Well, did you evah?
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What a swell part this is!
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What brandy, wow!
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What whiskey, here's how!
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What gin and what beer,
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will you sober up, dear?
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Well Did You Evah
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Robbie Williams |