Put my hand on the Bible
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Do me for liable
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It's suing season,
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And I am broke
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Buy me some happy
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Find me some passion
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Will it ever happen?
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Heaven knows
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Sometimes you've got to get the joke
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It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
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Who put this spanner in my spokes?
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I can't change how it's wrote
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Classy or flashy
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At home with Lassie
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They all walk past me,
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I wouldn't know.
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Make me a new man
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Find me a new plan
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I am a sports fan,
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A real bloke.
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Sometimes you've got to get the joke
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It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
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Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
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I can't change how its wrote.
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And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it,
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Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
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And I want it now.
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Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
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It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
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Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
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I can't change how it's wrote.
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Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
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It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
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You get the dagger out of the cloak.
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I can't change how it's wrote.
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Get The Joke
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Robbie Williams |