Bad news breaking in 18A
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Missy's kitty turn inside out she say
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Spider queen demon and that whole crew
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Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew
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All the nice people those goodly souls
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Quaking in their respective hidey-holes
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Everyone's wasted in this gruesome dream
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Not a one of them left to hear you scream
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[Chorus:]
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Two against nature don't you know
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Who's gonna grok the shape of things to go
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Two against nature make them groan
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Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown
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Madame Erzulie she come last night
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Bang you silly but leave a nasty bite
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There on your nightstand much worse than that
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Panatela and old black derby hat
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Call your doctor - call your shrink
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Western science she strictly rinkydink
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They all masissi but we hang tough
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Apsatively gonna help you beat that stuff
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[Chorus:]
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Two against nature tan and lean
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Puttin' big heat on skanky things unseen
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Two against nature slinging dread
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These boys wanna bang the skulls of things undead
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T-Bone Angie she champion liar
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Sew the mouth shut with rusty chicken wire
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Brother Lou Garue and the Jerry Garry
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Sprinkling chicken water gonna hush all three
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Beautiful housewife in deep distress
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'Specially you deserve our very best
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Two against nature they got that stuff
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Good things happening when you see about us
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[Chorus:]
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Two against nature love this gig
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Pull up the weeds before they're too damn big
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Two against nature stand alone
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Who's gonna chase the shape of things unknown
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Two against nature don't you know
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Who's gonna drop the boom on things to go
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Two against nature make them groan
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Gonna go bang-zoom to the moon on things unknown
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Scrape the wallboards the whole damn batch
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Catch the maggoty eggs before they hatch
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Pepper and ratbone make damn sure
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Shake the rubbish out on the patio floor
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Soak the timber with special spray
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Nuke the itty bitty ones right where they lay
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Whip the bastards while they still green
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Take the firemop - sweep it kissing clean
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Two Against Nature
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| Steely Dan |
