(Ron Mael)
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At Home, At Work, At Play
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I know youre unavailable from dusk to dawn
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Or if you were availible youd bring along
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A lot of what could only be a hindrance to me
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I aint a glutton for a lot of sweaty company
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You gotta catch her while shes still at home
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You gotta catch her while shes still at work
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You gotta catch her while shes still at play
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The only way is at home, work or play
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Time really flies when it aint that much time
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You better shave half your face at a time
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And brush the front of your teeth, leave the rest
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And be with her when shes not with the rest
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Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her, though
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I cant think of one
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So you catch her while shes still at home
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And you catch her while shes still at work
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And you catch her while shes still at play
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Don't let her calendar be any cause to pout
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There is a bit of time when there are a few about
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Im gonna skirt the issue of her popularity
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And just avail myself of all the time that she is free
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You gotta catch her while shes still at home
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You gotta catch her while shes still at work
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You gotta catch her while shes still at play
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Cause half the day shes at home, work or play
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And time is fleeing the scene of the crime
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The act of passing out wrinkles and lines
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To every person regardless of race
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To every person regardless of face
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Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her, though
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I cant think of one
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So at home she says you butler well
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And at work she says you're typing well
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And at play she says you caddie well
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Stop,
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theres gotta be a million girls like her, though I cant think of one
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So you catch her while shes still at home
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And you catch her while shes still at work
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And you catch her while shes still at play
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I'm gonna love you under incandescent light
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I'm gonna love you under flourscent light
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The glaring sun above should not inhibit us at all
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I'm very glad to know that your libido never palls
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Stop, shes unique, espscially at home
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Where youre butler, maid, and often cook
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And at work together juggling books
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Or at play between the tennis sets
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Or at play before shes placed her bet
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Or at play while shes still slightly wet
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Or at play while she is dripping wet
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At Home, At Work, At Play
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Sparks |