(Ron Mael)
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The canopy over the main doorway of the Ritz hotel
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Had served as a very large umbrella when the May rains fell
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Still the men of Paris glistened and their ladies did as well
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As long as their powder was dry there'd be some heterosexual thrills
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With or without the protection of the Paris Ritz hotel
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And every single Parisian will love tonight without using hands
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And these are the slides that Mary took when we were overseas
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Oh, look at the funny little Frenchman with some French company
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There's the Ritz hotel where me and Mary Stayed a couple of days
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Jerry, let go of your sister, what is wrong with you today
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Sit over there with your mother and let's sing La Marseillaise
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The only way children are punished, unlike old times is without using hands
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Oh, what a lovely city, city, city, city
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Oh, what a lovely city, city, city, city
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Oh, what a lovely city, city, city, city
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Oh, what a lovely city, city, city, city
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Oh, are you willing to go
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Oh, are you willing to go
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How about letting me know, without using hands
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When the explosion rocked the lobby of the Ritz hotel
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Nobody moved for fear of learning that they weren't all that well
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Is there is anybody missing, answer only if you're well
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Everyone cheered the good fortune, for indeed it turned out well
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Only the manager suffered, but at least his face looks swell
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The manager is going to live his entire life Without using hands
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Without using hands, etc.
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Without Using Hands
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Sparks |