(Holder/Lea)
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Are you sitting comfortably?
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Good! Then we'll begin... (spoken)
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There was a crooked man
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And he walked a crooked mile
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He had a crooked stick
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And oh boy how it cramped his stily
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Well did ya mamma ever tell ya
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Them kookie little nurs 'ry rhymes
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
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Supposed to get some water
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They stayed up there a long time
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Doing what they shouldn't ought-a
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Chorus
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Did ya mamma ever tell ya
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Them funky little nurs' ry rhymes.
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And when you got a little older
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Did you learn to read between the lines
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What did ya mamma ever tell ya
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'bout the A's and B's and C's
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Did she ever tell ya
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'bout the birds and the bees.
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S'ay mamma ever tell ya
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You were brought by the stork
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And how you could run before you could walk?
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Mary had a little lamb, his feet we're black as coal
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He even followed her to bed
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The naughty little soul did ya
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Mamma ever tell ya
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Them kookie little nurs'ry rhymes
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Little Jackie Horner sitting quite in his corner
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How'd he get that name
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Doing what he shouldn't ought-a
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Chorus
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R E P E A T
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Solo
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How about that oldie lady who was living in a shoe
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She had so many children
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She knew how and what to do - oh
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Chorus
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R E P E A T
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How you could run, how you could run,
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How you could run before you could walk yeah !
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Did Your Mama Ever Tell Ya
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Slade |