I’m ‘trolling food court for girls
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Yeah, it’s the best job in the world
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They know they’re safe with me
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They love my little mustache
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They love a man in uniform
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Oh
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With my sunglass they can’t
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See what I’m really looking at
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And as they’re walking by
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I whisper through my doughnut
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Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire
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How long must this day go on?
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I got to stand here two more hours till I
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Punch the clock
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How long must this day go on?
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No kid, they don’t give me a gun
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I don’t get paid enough to run
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So you can call me what you want
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I’ll be hanging at the check out
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Checking out your girlfriend
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Figure out how she’s going to fit all of that
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Butt into that underwear - yeah
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Yeah
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Hey girl if you can’t recall
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Where you parked your daddy’s car
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Then I could help you out
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All alone in this
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great big mall
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Oh
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How long must this day go on?
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I got to stand here two more hours
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Till it’s Miller Time
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How long must this day go on?
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Whoa oh oh, oh oh
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I’m ‘trolling food court for girls
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I whisper through my doughnut
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I whisper through my doughnut
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I whisper through my doughnut
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Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby
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Light that
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Light that ass on fire
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Alright, that’s good
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Rent A Cop Folds
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| Ben Folds |
