They see me mowin´ my front lawn
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I know they´re all thinkin´ I´m so
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White and nerdy
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Think I´m just too white and nerdy
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Think I´m just too white and nerdy
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Can´t you see I´m white and nerdy
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Look at me I´m white and nerdy
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I wanna roll with the gangstas
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But so far they all think I´m too
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White and nerdy
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Think I´m just too white and nerdy
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Think I´m just too white and nerdy
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I´m just too white and nerdy
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Really, really white and nerdy
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First in my class here at MIT
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Got skills, I´m a champion at D&D
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M.C. Escher, that´s my favorite M.C.
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Keep your 40, I´ll just have an Earl Grey tea
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My rims never spin, to the contrary
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You´ll find that they´re quite stationary
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All of my action figures are cherry
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Stephen Hawking´s in my library
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My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
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Got people beggin´ for my top eight spaces
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Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
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Ain´t got no grills but I still wear braces
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I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
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I´m a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
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Once you´ve see my sweet moves, you´re gonna stay amazed
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My fingers movin´ so fast I´ll set the place ablaze
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There´s no killer app I haven´t run (run)
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At Pascal, well I´m number one (one)
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Do vector calculus just for fun
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I ain´t got a gat, but I got a soldering gun
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Happy Days is my favorite theme song
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I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
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I´ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
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I´m fluent within JavaScript as well as Klingon
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Here´s the part I sing on...
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You see me roll on my Segway
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I know in my heart they think I´m
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White and nerdy
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Think I´m just too white and nerdy
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Think I´m just too white and nerdy
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Can´t you see I´m white and nerdy
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Look at me I´m white and nerdy
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I´d like to roll with the gangstas
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Although it´s apparent I´m too
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White and nerdy
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Think I´m just too white and nerdy
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Think I´m just too white and nerdy
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I´m just too white and nerdy
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How´d I get so white and nerdy
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I been browsin´, inspectin´ X-Men comics
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You know I collect ´em
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The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
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My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
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Shoppin´ online for deals on some writable media
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I edit Wikipedia
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I memorized Holy Grail really well
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I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
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I got a business doing websites (websites)
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When my friends need some code, who do they call?
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I do HTML for ´em all
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Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
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I got myself a fanny pack
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They were havin´ a sale down at The Gap
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Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
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Pop, pop - hope no one sees me, gettin´ freaky
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I´m nerdy in the extreme and
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Whiter than sour cream
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I was in AV club and glee club
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And even the chess team
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Only question, I thought was hard
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Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
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Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
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Got my name on my underwear
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They see me strollin´, they laughin´
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And rollin´ their eyes cause I´m so
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White and nerdy
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Just because I´m white and nerdy
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Just because I´m white and nerdy
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All because I´m white and nerdy
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Holy cow, I´m white and nerdy
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I wanna bowl with the gangstas
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But oh well, it´s obvious I´m
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White and nerdy
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Think I´m just too white and nerdy
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Think I´m just too white and nerdy
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I´m just too white and nerdy
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Look at me I´m white and nerdy
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White & Nerdy
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Weird Al Yankovic |