Taco... grande. Taco... grande
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Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
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Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
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Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno
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Y el chile relleno
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You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
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That's right, I want the whole enchilada
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My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla
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I need a quesadilla
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I love to stuff my face with tacos al carb?
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With my friends, or when I'm all alone
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Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero
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Un burrito ranchero
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So give me something spicy and hot, now
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Break out the menu, what you got, now?
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Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side
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You better make sure the beans are refried
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Taco... grande. Taco... grande
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Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
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That's why I order two or three
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Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
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It's really good with bean dip
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I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos
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Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
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Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
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And a pitcher of margaritas
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Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice
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The taquitos here are very nice
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Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese
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And could you make that separate checks, please?
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Taco... grande. Taco... grande
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"Buenos noches, senor.
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bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa.
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tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo
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recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso.
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sus ojos se quemaran, su estomago estara en fuego,
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se quedaran en el ba? por una semana,
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entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?"
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Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait
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Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!
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What you think you're doing with my chile con queso?
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Well, if you want some, just say so
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Oh boy, pico de gallo
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They sure don't make it like this in Ohio
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No gracias, yo quiero jalepe?s, nada m?
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You can toss away the hot sauce
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?Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!
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You better get me a bowl of guacamole
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Y Uusted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?
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Don't you like pinto beans?
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You want some more cinnamon crispas?
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If you don't, hasta la vista
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Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
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You can finish it ma?na
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Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more
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Se?r, la cuenta, por favor
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If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking, well, you oughta
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Just don't drink the water
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Taco Grande
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