Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
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Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
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First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
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Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
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My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
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Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
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Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
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Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
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Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies
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They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
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Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
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I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
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I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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Night after night after night after night
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All right!
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Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane
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Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
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See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
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Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
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Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
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And I'm back in the very same place I was before
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Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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Night after night after night after night
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And I can't bust out and I can't break free
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And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
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And I can't go home and I can't get loose
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And I try to escape but it's just no use
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And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
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And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in
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And I can't go back and I can't get through
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But Vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you
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Come on Vanna, come on!
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Ow, buhhh
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Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
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That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
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See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
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I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
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Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
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And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
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I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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Night after night after night after night
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I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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N-n-n-night after night after night night night
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Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
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I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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Night after night after night after night
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I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
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I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
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Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
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Weird Al Yankovic |