Peter Parker was pitiful
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Couldn't have been any shyer
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Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
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Even if his hair was on fire
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But then one day he went to that science lab
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That mutated spider came down
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Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls
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And he's swingin' all over town
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La li la, li de da
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La la, li le la da dum
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Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
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Sling us a web tonight
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'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
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And there's evil doers to fight
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Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
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Who horns in on Mary Jane
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But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
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Who can kiss upside down in the rain
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"With great power comes great responsibility"
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That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
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If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
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Again and again and again
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Oh, la la la, di de da
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La la, di di da da dom
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Now Norman's a billionare scientist
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Who never had time for his son
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But then something went screw and before you knew he
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Was trying to kill everyone
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And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
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And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
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Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
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But he's scarier without it on
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Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
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Sling us a web tonight
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'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
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But where'd you come up with those tights?
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It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
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Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
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And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
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Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust
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Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now
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Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
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Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
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Again when the sequal comes 'round
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Oh, la la la, di de da
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La la, di di da da dum
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Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
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Sling us a web tonight
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'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
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And we think that you'll do all right
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Ode To A Superhero
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Weird Al Yankovic |