Uh huh... extra cheese
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Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me
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Pizza party at your house
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I went just to check it out
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Nineteen extra larges
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What a shame
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No one came
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Just us eatin' all alone
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You said, "Take the pizza home"
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"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
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So then I faced
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Pizza all day
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And every day
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This cheese 'round the clock
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Is gettin' me blocked
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And I sure don't care
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For irregularity
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Tell me
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Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
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'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
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In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain
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And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
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Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
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No no no
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I was feelin' pretty down
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'Till my girlfriend came around
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We're just so alike in every way
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I gotta say
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In fact, I just thought I might
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Pop the question there that night
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I was kissing her so tenderly
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But woe is me
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Who would have guessed
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Her family crest
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I'd suddely spy
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Tattooed on her thigh
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And son-of-a-gun
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It's just like the one on me
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Tell me
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How was I supposed to know we were both related?
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Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
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What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
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And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
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And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
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No no no no no no no
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No no no no no no no
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No no no no no
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I had so much on my mind
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I thought maybe I'd unwind
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Try out that new roller coaster ride
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And the guide
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Said not to stand
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But that's a demand
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That I couldn't meet
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I got on my feet
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And stood up instead
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And knocked off my head, you see
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Tell me
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Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
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This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
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Such a drag, now... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
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I can't belch or yodel anymore
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Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
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Oh no
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Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
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I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
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What a bummer
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Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
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But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
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Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
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No no no
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A Complicated Song
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Weird Al Yankovic |