Listen to the Muzak
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Hearin' people scream
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Sittin' in the waiting room
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Readin' crappy magazines
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With a toothache
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This is it, pal
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Root Canal
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My molars are impacted
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I'm gettin' gum disease
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I'm gonna need some fillings
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Got twelve cavities
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Can you help me
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Have mercy
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Doctor, please
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My teeth are a fright
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Got a huge overbite
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Numb me, drill me
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Floss me, bill me
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You jab at my nerve endings
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It's driving me insane
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Just give me nitrous oxide
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Shoot me up with novocaine
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Help me out here
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'Cause I'm so severe
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Pain
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Please stop for a bit
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Let me rinse and spit
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Numb me, drill me
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Floss me, bill me
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You validate my parking
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I think that I'm okay
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But you make one more appointment for
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A week from Saturday
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'Cause you came upon
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A problem on
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My x-ray
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Oy vey!
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I'm getting absurd
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Well, I hope I'm insured, now
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Numb me, drill me
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Floss me, bill me
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Cavity Search
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Weird Al Yankovic |