I got another funky rhyme
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Another funky, funky rhyme
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I got another funky rhyme
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Another funky rhyme
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Another funky, funky rhyme.
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Aww shit, Twiztid (I got another funky rhyme)
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This is our shit man. (Another funky, funky rhyme)
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They're finna remake the wicked shit. (I got another funky rhyme)
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Jamie spit it! (Another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme)
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Now they let the gates up so I bail.
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Six shitty months, pick me up from the county jail
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Smart ass mouth even though I paid my dues
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Foam toilet, worn blankets, and the rubber shoes
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But I ain't naggin
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Here comes my people in the hooptie muffler draggin
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Ain't been in the hoo ride long
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And the 2 liter of Moon Mist is almost gone
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Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load
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Told my man hook me up with a chick that he know
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The bitch said
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Muthafucka pick me up at three
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Can't bitch, Cepta don't ride your street
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We can eat around the corner at KFC
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You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee
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When she showed up, damn
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She was outta luck
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I forgot my wallet in the glove box of my truck
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With the tab from the cab, and the dinner too.
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With a knot in my sock, bitch I thought you knew
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Dressed to impress chewing dentine gum
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And I was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum
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I'm chewing on my food like a carnivore
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Dumb bitch staring at me like an eye sore
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Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup
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And slurped up every last bit up through my missin tooth
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The bitch jumped up faster than a race
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And told me had to powder her face
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Since she pickin up the tab
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You know that I'ma go for mine
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Garcon, Shabali '54 vintage wine
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And a steak well done, and an order of shrimp
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Jamie Madrox playin the pimp (UH!)
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She's back now and her hair ain't fixed
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Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit
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But I ain't saying nothing though
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I ain't saying nothing bout the muthafucking hoe
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What's up bitch?
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You ready to break ?
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Besides, how long can one fat bitch take?
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Quit snacking and pay the shit
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So we can go to your crib and watch a horror flick
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With your daddy
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You're employed?
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Awww shit...nawww
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Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie
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I mean him letting me grip his ride
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Besides he slipped me a fifty
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But then again I'm kinda shifty
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Now I wanna fuck so we headed to my house
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Fuck sitting with your parents on the couch
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Dad I got a bitch in my room and I smile
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Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile
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A juggalo's known for smackin hoes
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But I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack mode
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Now woman, you know I love you
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So why don't you just let me fuck you
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Look bitch, I know you's a freak
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So let me get a little kiss on my cheek
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And a fuck to go with that
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Come on nympho, and let me hit that
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Tell ya what you let me stick it
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And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya (Ah)
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You little sewer skank
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You nasty little pipe-smoking money hungry bitch!
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That's the shit J (What?)
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$85 bucks an hour and you wanna play
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And that was that
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A little smooth talking and she was on her back
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You'll never guess what
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My first day out and I caught my nut
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First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
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First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
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First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
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Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
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And I caught my nut
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First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
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First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
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First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
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Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
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And I caught my nut
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First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
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First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
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First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
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Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
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And I caught my nut
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First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
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First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
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First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
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Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
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And I caught my nuuuuuut!!
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[Laughs]
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1st Day Out '98
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Twiztid |