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Sister Cindy used to be a disco queen
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'Til she come to Jesus and now she's saved
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Out on the West Mall with old Brother Jed
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Now she's fighting the Holy War
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The Campus Crusade
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Every Spring they seem to invade
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Oh my God, it's the lunatic fringe on parade
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(Here's what she'd say now)
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She'd say "I too used to be a sinner
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I was a whore among whoremongers
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I was promiscuous, I used to sniff cocaine
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But I live that life no longer
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Brothers and Sisters, I met Brother Max Lynch and he took me home
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Oh, he was a perfect gentleman
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Why, we talked about Jesus all night long
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The next day I got baptized, washed of my sins
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Now you who are sinners and won't repent you're going straight to hell
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Cast in the lake of fire"
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(And on the subject of wailing and gnashing of teeth Sister Cindy did not easily tire)
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She'd say "You must forsake your earthly desires
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You must pray for the day that Satan retires"
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(I didn't get it either)
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And then it was Brother Jed's turn to testify
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Out with the sermon on 'Rock Stars in Hell'
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Now can you imagine John Lennon singing "Imagine there's no heaven"?
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Hendrix 'experience', oh he shuddered to tell
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And then out with the sermon on the Middle East
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And he sets on the ground these Dixie cups
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He says, "These are the Arab states when Zion returns"
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And then he proceeds to smash 'em up
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Yep, he'd crush each one of them Dixie cups with a spiteful god's vengeance
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He gives a twist of the foot to the Dixie cup that was Palestine
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Well, the Middle Eastern students in the crowd
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They choked with rage and rushed to charge the infidels
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The campus crusaders wrapped their sermon up mighty quick
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"You whores and whoremongers, you're going straight to hell"
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Knock, knock
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(Who's there?)
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Armageddon
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(Armageddon who?)
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Arm a geddon outta here
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I'm gonna jump headfirst into that lake of fire
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Sister Cindy, Brother Jed, I'm forced to tell
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'Cause with the likes of you campus crusaders up in heaven
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I think hell is gonna be just swell
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Campus Crusade
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| Michelle Shocked |
