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Sometimes I really want to be alone
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But that's one state I'm never in
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Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
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Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
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(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
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(Germs) But they just come right back
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(Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something
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Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been
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They're all over me
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They're inside of me
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Can't get 'em offa me
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I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
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What do they want from me
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What'll they do to me
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There's no escape for me
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I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria
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Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
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That's when they start their sneak attack
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In the morning I wake up in utter horror
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To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque
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(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
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(Germs) And there's more comin' every day
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(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
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I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away
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They're all over me
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They're inside of me
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Can't get 'em offa me
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I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
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What do they want from me
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What'll they do to me
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There's no escape for me
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I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria
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They're creepin' around my shorts
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They're under the bathroom sink
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They're ridin' inside my car
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They're swimmin' in my drink
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They're hidin' between my toes
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They're lurkin' in every kiss
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I got 'em way up my nose
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In every orafice
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I'm gonna show them who's boss
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I'm gonna get even yet
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Just gimme some Lysol spray
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Just hand me a moist towelette
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Don't tell me I'm paranoid
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I know that they're after me
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Look under the microscope
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See??
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They're all over me
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They're inside of me
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Can't get 'em offa me
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I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
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What do they want from me
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What'll they do to me
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There's no escape for me
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I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria
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They're all over me
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I can feel 'em all over me
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Over every part of me
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Microscopic bacteria
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I know they're watching me
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They're always watching me
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They're coming after me
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Microscopic bacteria
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Won't somebody help me
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Please somebody help me
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You've got to believe me
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They're out to get me
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They wanna control me
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They wanna destroy me
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They're tryin' to kill me
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It kind of upsets me
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Germs
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"Weird Al" Yankovic |