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I luh hur, I luh hur, I luh hur
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My girl is pregnant, I'm ready to start splitting
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All around the town on the down low was the girl that I was hitting
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Everyone knows I used to luh huh
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I don't want this pregnant talk to get back to my mother
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Shit! I just can't believe it
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I thought me and this lady had came to a mutual agreement
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But I was dead wrong, her trick was evil and ill
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All along girlfriend I though you was still on the pill
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Step to the G-Y-N
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The gynecologist, miss, so we can put this to an END
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You'll need some dough, I'll probably LEND
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You wanna play Biz Mark AGAIN
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And tell him I'm just a FRIEND
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So buy me Newports, cause as I smoke
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All I do is think about you and child support
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But I don't got papes, I got money
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Sticking up and messing up when I went outta state
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So you can stop all that FIENDIN'
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With your damn SCHEMIN'
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You're Christopher Williams cause you must be DREAMIN'
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Wake up and escape
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And while you're at it why don't you throw away your Jodeci tapes
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Cause you can be forever my lady, but I ain't with no baby
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Ah, ah, no ifs ands or maybes
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I ain't old enough and ain't trying to hear it
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So don't steal my youth cause I'm still young in spirit
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That belly blows up, it's gonna be trouble
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Imma have to play like a pin and come pop that bubble
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Find Chucky if you want child's play
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I'll give your ass a hanging and drop you off in an alleyway
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This is a diary of a black man
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By making no alimony payments due to no wedding bands
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So ax that talk about MARRAGE
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Miss, you must of misunderstood, I want you to have a MISCARRAGE
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I'm fed up, and sorry that I've done it
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I'm ready to set her up and have my little man kick her in the stomach
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Or punch my fist through that naval
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Cause I'll be damned if this be the hand that rocks the cradle
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Or push her down a flight of steps
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I don't care or give a heck
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About the people under the stairs
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I'm all about a home made ABORTMENT
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My name's not Pat, so don't send Jack Black
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This ain't the damn Wheel of FORTUNE
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I don't want no pause or no PORTION
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Next time woman you should proceed with CAUTION
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It ain't all about boy and girl
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A half hour past the Cosby Show
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Cause you, it's a whole different world
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And yom that's how live I am
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Use a diaphragm, I get it off your chest like a mammogram
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Oh brother, word to mother
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Just cause I talk this shit don't get me wrong
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Yo, I still luh hur
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I luh hur (repeat 5X)
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Nobody tell her, because I luh hur
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I luh hur (repeat 8X)
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i luh hur
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