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We have reviewed your yellow form
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Congratulations!
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we find you qualified
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You have just the right capacity
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For putting up with our nonsense
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There's just one thing you've got to prove
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We know how you must be dishonest and lazy
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If you're so desperate
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You actually want to work at this place
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CHORUS
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You must be guilty (lie detector)
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Guilty (lie detector)
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Guilty (lie detector)
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Guilty 'til you're proven innocent
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These days
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Blood pressure clamps around your arms
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Now don't get nervous when we yell in your face
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We know you steal-
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Just who do you screw?
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With what?!
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With who?!?
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Aren't you a Christian?!?!?
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The polygraph-don't make it move
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One little twitch, the anvil drops on you
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Don't matter if you told the truth
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We want your facial egg for our file
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CHORUS
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Guilty-'til proven innocent
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Guilty-It says so on your face
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Guilty-When you try to find a place to live or a job that pays
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Guilty-Whe you file a complaint against the cop that kicked your face last
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night
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Guilty-It says so on page 3
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Guilty-Who'd think a guy like me would plant drugs in your car
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Break in your house while you're asleep
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Open your mouth, bet your ass you're watched
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And it's your word against ours...
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Yeah, just because we're hiring you
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That don't mean we trust you at all
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YOu'll have to take a test like this
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Once or twice EVERY week
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We know machines, they make mistakes
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Yeah, it's your word against our dead black box
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The machine is always right
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'Cause we know how it makes you feel so small
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Because you're guilty (lie detector)
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'Til you're proven innocent these days
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No one's innocent these days
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'Cause when you're innocent it just don't pay
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Lie Detector
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