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[Master P]
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Ya see, wenches be messy like Marvin
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My homies be ballin, pimp tricks eryday, from L.A. to the Bay
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to New Orleans, the original big baby, like Big Mike
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Don't make me Tina Turner one of you wenches and hit you like Big Ike
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UHHHH, pimp shit, Cadillac with the vogues
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Hoes got no souls that be for flare without ya coat
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Star sixty-nine could get you whipped, uhh
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Momma told you never mess with a, Southern bitch
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I got this pimp game from my grandfather Big Daddy, he said
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"Keep your fo' inches in your candy painted Caddy
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Keep your cattle, all in one stable
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If a wench jumps off at the mouth, keep it cool, then you play her"
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Get your cash, then you creep, check a broad, enemy
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Ain't no love for you freaks time to tenderize the meat
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Then we, be tradin women like Eddie Murphy Tradin Places
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I got, baitches cleanin my house shinin my gold, doin my shoelaces
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I got, wenches runnin errands goin to stores
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dressed up like twins, I mean in the same clothes
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Stayin in the same house, bangin en on the same couch
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Real G's in dime hats, know what, I'm talkin about
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Uhh, be up playa, don't pay for the kitty kat
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I mean if you bout it bout it, give her some change, then take it back
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Chorus: Fiend, Silkk
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How to be a playa main
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You gots to be a playa mahn
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(repeat 8X)
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[Silkk the Shocker]
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You gots to be a playa, but rule number one
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in the how's to be a playa never profess to nuttin what ya done
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Believe me, or should I say, believe in I spittin
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See me talkin to a trick, ask me then I hit em
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You never can give em no slack, cause you gots to be in it to win
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Be safe and grab her hand, slap dem, cause they'll try the shit again
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It's give in to they demands and that's a simp thang
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But to get them and they friends, now that's a pimp thang (pimp thang)
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You wanna learn som'in? Well take a picture of this G
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Look in the dictionary, under player, you'll find a picture of me
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Uhh, cause I don't sleep, and players can't cause we ballin
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We can't be trippin, cause a player's pimp can't be fallin
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I leave em with the hurt like B.B. cryin like CeCe Winan
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recline and watch TV, game feel like a CD
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Nigga make appointment when they see me, don't call back often they beep me
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Gotta be a G (how you get the drawers) get the drawers off, easy, look
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Silkk the Shocker fool, nigga I pimps and roll
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(What you ride?) Cadillacs and vogues, uhh
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*chorus*
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[Fiend]
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See I'm bout to smack me a bitch, cause all my money in here
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Told em clear, for me to slid arrear, gotta pay for the year
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What I look like a simp? Girl I'm a No Limit pimp
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Got the ones you least expect supportin me for the length
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I pass crunch like blunts, treat your man good like a wench
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High hoe on the ranch, I spray and smell dogs by the branch
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Keep a broad doin splits, next gon' be doin the clit
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One girl gone so bad, want me to Western Union some dick
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Put em on corners and curbs, breakin new ones outta nerd
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Bringin daddy Fiend the money, while all I do is choke herb
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I spank em and thank em, leave em swollen and kiss em bye
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And just think, cause them extra them knowin my fist size
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*dialogue*
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*chorus*
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How to Be a Playa
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Master P f/ Silkk the Shocker, |