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Homer: You could close down Moe's,
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Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
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And nobody would care,
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But the heart and soul
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Of Springfield's in
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Our Maison Derriere!
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(music starts)
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Belle: We're the sauce on your steak,
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We're the cheese in your cake,
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We put the spring in Springfield.
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Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown,
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Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown,
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Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield.
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Belle: We're that little extra spice
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That makes existence extra-nice,
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A giddy little thrill
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At a reasonable price.
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Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's
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With your total lack of morals.
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Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
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Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!
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Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini,
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The clams on your linguine,
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Yes we keep the
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(Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's antenna)
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In Springfield!
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Wiggum, Krusty, and Skinner: We remember our first visit,
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Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite!
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Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!
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Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!
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Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun
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Since March of 1961!
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Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted,
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Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!
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Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo,
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Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu,
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Dancing Girls: So don't take the
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(Barney opens a Krusty-in-the-box)
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Mob: We won't take the
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(Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle)
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Everyone: Yes let's keep the
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(Moe crashes two garbage can lids together)
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In Springfield!
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The Spring In Springfield
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| The Simpsons |
