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Shary: If there's a task that must be done,
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Don't turn your tail and run,
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Don't pout, don't sob,
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Just do a half-assed job!
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If... you... cut every corner
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It is really not so bad,
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Everybody does it,
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Even mom and dad.
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If nobody sees it,
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Then nobody gets mad,
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Bart: It's the American way!
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Shary: The policeman on the beat
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Needs some time to rest his feet.
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Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
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Shary: And the clerk who runs the store
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Can charge a little more
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For meat!
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Apu: For meat!
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Shary: And milk!
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Apu: And milk!
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Both: From 1984!
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Shary: If... you... cut every corner,
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You'll have more time for play,
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Shary & OFF: It's the American waaaaay!
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Cut Every Corner
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| The Simpsons |
