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Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
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Like a genuine,
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Bona fide,
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Electrified,
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Six-car
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Monorail!
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What'd I say?
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Ned Flanders: Monorail!
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Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
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Patty+Selma: Monorail!
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Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
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[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
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Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
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Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
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Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
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Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
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Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
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Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
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Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
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Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
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Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
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Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
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I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
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Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
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All: Monorail!
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Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
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All: Monorail!
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Lyle Lanley: Once again...
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All: Monorail!
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Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
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Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
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All: Monorail!
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Monorail!
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Monorail!
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[big finish]
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Monorail!
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Homer: Mono... D'oh!
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Monorail
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| The Simpsons |
