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Heard that they said that it's rainin men
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But the offer that I make, it won't be made again
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You don't have to write, you don't have to call
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It's a one-time offer for nothing at all
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And there's no red tape, I don't make it hard
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You don't need cash money or a Master Card
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I got easy terms, and a lay-away
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But I need a quick decision, and I need it today
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And if you find that you don't like my ways
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Well, you can send me back in 30 days
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Now have you ever seen a man with a guarantee?
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Well you're lookin at him now, cause the man is me
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And if you don't believe all the things I say
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I'm certified 'prime' by the USDA
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Now the name that I use is DJ Run
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And I'm a fast-talkin slow-walkin number one
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And if you don't believe all the words I say
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Then you're a natural born fool who's got to be that way
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I got a 50 rating and a 50 share
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Every minute, every hour that I'm on the air
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And when I come to town, I'm on a big marquee
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It says (DJ Run) and me, D.M.C.
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And if you find that you don't like my ways
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Well, you can send me back in 30 days
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A good job and lots of money might not be enough
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And to satisfy your needs it may be rough
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But I take some care and treat you nice
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And if it ain't sufficient once, I cold work it out twice
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And if you find that you don't like my ways
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Well, you can send me back in 30 days
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I'm gonna give you everything that you ever need
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If you need a pint of blood, then I'll even bleed
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If you're lookin for a car, I will buy you two
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And if you're lookin for a pet, I'll buy a kangaroo
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If you need a vacation, we can fly the world
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And you'll know I'll never look at another girl
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I'm a single-minded man, and my mind is set
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You're the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get
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And if you find you don't like my ways
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Well, you can send me back in 30 days
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