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I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off
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Dance around the house like nature boy
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My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be
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But you don't see me
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No one can see me
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I pull my blinds
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Fill out my income tax form
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Pen in hand I write so legibly
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I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him
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But you don't see me
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No one should see me
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I pull the blinds
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For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating
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I have my videos-loads of Ren and Stimpy
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Bottom-a bit of pornography
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But you don't see me
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No one should see me
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I've been persecuted since I sailed in through the door!
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And I've been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5!
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And I've been gettin my ass chewed since the day I arrived!
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Nature Boy
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