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I met this honey named Yolanda
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You would not believe the things that I told her
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She had potential so I thought that I would mold her
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(Break it down son)
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You would usually see me and her around town
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She had this way that was so sexy
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Everytime I think about it-makes me woozy
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And her (?enem?) was just so nice and juicy
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Plus a mind that you would not believe
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No tricks up her sleeve
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So we dated, like Janet Jackson, we waited
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A while and waited and waited
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I started to wonder would I ever get in it
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Finally the invitation was extended
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With that I said "Mi casa es su casa"
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Meet me at my pad tomorow-about six o'clock
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No question-the next day, we kissin' and caressin'
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Before long, we starts to undress and
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With that I pulls out my pack of hats
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She looks me dead in the eye and says "What's that?"
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I said "Don't tell me you don't know what condoms is for"
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She says "Yeah, but the average nigga'll love to hit it raw"
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And I said
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I'm not your average nigga
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No I'm not your average nigga
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You can't get me, I'm not your average nigga
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I'm not your average nigga
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Girlfriend, I'm not your average nigga
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No, no I'm not your average nigga
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(Yo Ru! Yo these honeys be on some shit for real. Yo tell me about the
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other honey you was kickin' it to)
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I met this honey named Tamika
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My intentions was more than just to freak her
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Since I'm gone I thought that I would teach her
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(Where'd you meet her at, black?)
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At The Tunnel so you know it didn't happen like that
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I got her name and her number
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I said "Girlfriend, I just wonder,
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Could you come home with me?" She said "Uh-uh,
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But you got the digits-ring me up tomorow and see where it leaves ya at
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We started speakin'
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We planned to hook up that next weekend
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We discussed the place of our meeting
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She said "Come to my projects,
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Sometimes niggaz be buggin, but I got mad respect"
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So like a dummy, I went to scoop up this young honey
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Gassed up by the fat ass and flat tummy
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But when I rolled up
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It start to look just like a set-up
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Now I'm mad hot, but this time played it cool
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Recognized one nigga I used to run with in high school
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I said "You know Tamika?" He said "Yeah I know the whore"
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Got me to the elevator and led me to her door
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When I rung the bell she was mad surprised
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Flung the door wide open with a wild look in her eyes
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I said, yo
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I'm not your average nigga
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You see, I'm not your average nigga
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You can't get me cuz I'm not your average nigga
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I'm not your average nigga
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Girlfriend, I'm not your average nigga
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Oh no, you know I'm not your average nigga
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(scratch-"Chain nigga"-scratch-"here you comin' but your steps are to loud.
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Standing on the corner, thought him was cool"-scratch-"chain nigga"
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I met this honey named Sabrina
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I thought that this time this one would be the Queen of
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My dreams, but you know how that goes
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(God, I heard it before)
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So let me tell you what happened one day I'm outside her door
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And we're talking about how her ex-boyfriend be stalking
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She said she thought she saw him when we were walking
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I said "Don't worry about it,
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Put that shit on the side, and slide up in the crib"
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So we're lampin', she's still shook up about what happened
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I said "Don't sweat it, he's probably just rappin'"
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She said "Little do you know,
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Last week he threw a brick threw my bedroom window"
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I said "Whatever, I don't think he's that crazy"
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She said "You never, know where he may be"
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All of a sudden, out of nowhere
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The crazy mothafucka jumped out on me
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I made him melt with a blow to the head
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And before I bounced, this is what I said
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I said
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Yo I'm not your average nigga
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No, I'm not your average nigga
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You can't get me cuz I'm not your average nigga
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Mista, I'm not your average nigga
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No, I'm not your average nigga
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Oh no, you know, I'm not your average nigga
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Average Nigga
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Jeru the Damaja |