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Ladies and gentlemen
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Children of all ages
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It's me, Jeru the Damaja
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And I'm here to present to you today
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The bullshit
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Yes, this is the bullshit, the extreme bullshit
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The absolute bullshit
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This is the, bullshit of bullshit
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This bullshit is so bullshit, I NEVER wanna hear this bullshit
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on the radio
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Or in my children's ears, cause it's bullshit
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You know? So, as we talk about the bullshit
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and what bullshit is
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I'ma drop the bullshit on you right now
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You know, the bullshit goes like this
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Jump up in my Rolls Royce, top choice
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Make em holler, everything I do is for a dollar
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Fuck being civilized, I got dollar signs in my eyes
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One day I'll fall, but for now I'll rise
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Trust me, as the stink stuff, fries up
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I'm cookin up I used to spend the nights in spots run up
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buck buck but now I'm all growed up and blowed up
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And believe me, baby paw, I got it all sewed up
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And the loot is in big bags and all stored up
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And the niggaz I used to run with is all locked up
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But, I'll keep bubblin, got em on the corners
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like court jesters jugglin, avoid the late night mugging
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Because stick up kids be bugging
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I paid my dues so I'm on some exotic island
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Smilin, sun shinin all off my diamonds
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Sippin on martinis bad hookers in bikinis
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A airplane load of exotic work from Tahiti
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Plus a squad of killer bitches that all carry uzis
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I got a lot so if it gets too hot
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Jump in the billion dollar jet, or the million dollar yacht
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Got the Teflon vest, in case they knock me out the box
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Oh no, I think I hear gunshots...
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*rat-atat-atat-tat*
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Huh huh ahh, huh, whew!
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Damn, shit was just a dream, whew
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Whoa damn
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That's a scary motherfucking dream, that was bullshit!
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I'd never say no bullshit like that, whoa!
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Glad I don't live none of that bullshit
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That shit is absolutely bullshit, oh...
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Tha Bullshit
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Jeru the Damaja |