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Five little ducks went out one day
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Over the hills and far away
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Mother duck said "Quack Quack Quack Quack"
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But only four little ducks came back
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Four...
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Three...
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Two..
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One..
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Slow and sad
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Poor mother duck went out one day
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Over the hills and far away
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Mother duck said....
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Quack....quack....quack...quack.
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And all five cute little ducks came back
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(Raucous)
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Mother duck said "What did you do?"
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We were at (insert your favorite bar) pounding brew
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Mother duck said "What did you do?"
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We were at .....Pounding Brew!
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The Endearing Saga of Five Little Ducks A drinking
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Big Bad Tough Guy |