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Sit down here with a bucket of beer and listen to what I say
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Meek and mild abandoned child stake your claim today
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They're hiding out on top of the hill and waiting for your request
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Now why don't you got up there with it written across your chest
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And if your mother only knew what you were up to
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She'd probably call the cops
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It'll be about a hundred and fifty years or so
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Before the chaos stops
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And then you'll be my brother yeah you'll be my brother
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So put away the pain and all the anguish you have suffered
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Forget about the bastards, bitches, blokes and all the others
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Cause one day soon you're going to be my brother
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Once again...
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The first two steps I ever took I fell into a hole
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I broke off all my limbs and had to re-learn how to crawl
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Now that I'm erect I'm making sure to watch my step
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I'm bound to be an acrobat and perform without a net
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It won't take long for us to blossom
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But it'll take a while to watch
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So close your eyes, empty your belly
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And forget about your crotch
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And then you'll be my brother yeah you'll be my brother
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So put away the pain and all the anguish you have suffered
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Forget about the bastards, bitches, blokes and all the others
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Cause one day soon you're going to be my brother
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Once again
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I'm going to take you to the sea my baby yeah
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I'm going to let you look in the puddles and underneath the logs
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And take a look at the things that have grown there
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Underneath the ground yeah, that's where you're going
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Underneath the ground yeah, that's where you're going to find
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What has already been found
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Bucket of Beer
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