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Times New Roman you know the type
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Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
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Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
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Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
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Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
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Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
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Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
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Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
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Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
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Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
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How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
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Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
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I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
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If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
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That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
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You must've given up on hair plugs ¡®cause now you're going toupee
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All in all you're just another dick with no balls
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All in all you're just another dick with no balls
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Mama said talk this out and resolve
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Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
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Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
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Half with it half wit half finished high school
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Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
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Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ¡®em battered
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Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
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Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
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Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
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Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
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No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
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I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time
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Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
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Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
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Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
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When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone
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All in all you're just another dick with no balls
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All in all you're just another dick with no balls
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Right turn Clyde
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Right turn Clyde
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Right turn Clyde
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Right turn Clyde
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RIGHT TURN CLYDE
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