Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
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No problem
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So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
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Absolutely, I'm the boss
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Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
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Well the first thing I do is...
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Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
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Approve memos (like a boss)
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Lead a workshop (like a boss)
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Remember birthdays (like a boss)
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Direct workflow (like a boss)
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My own bathroom (like a boss)
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Micromanage (like a boss)
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Promote Synergy (like a boss)
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Hit on Debra (like a boss)
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Get rejected (like a boss)
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Sallow sadness (like a boss)
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Send some faxes (like a boss)
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Call a sex line (like a boss)
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Cry deeply (like a boss)
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Demand a refund (like a boss)
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Eat a bagel (like a boss)
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Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
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No promotion (like a boss)
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Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
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Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
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Buy a gun (like a boss)
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In my mouth (like a boss)
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Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
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Pussy out (like a boss)
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Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
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Jump out the window (like a boss)
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Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
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Score some coke (like a boss)
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Crash my car (like a boss)
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Suck my own dick (like a boss)
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Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
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Chop my balls off (like a boss)
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Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
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Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
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Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
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Turn into a jet (like a boss)
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Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
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Crash into the sun (like a boss)
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Now I'm dead (like a boss)
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Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
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No doubt
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You chop your balls off and die?
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Hell yeah
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And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
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Nope!
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Actually I'm pretty sure you did
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Nah, that ain't me
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Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
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I'm the boss
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Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
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I'm the boss
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Yeah yeah I got it!
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I'm the boss
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No I heard you, see ya later
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LIKE A BOSS!
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Like A Boss
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