These days, a lot a cats is outta line
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Seems to me, like they need to get punched
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Yeah, but where you gonna punch em?
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Yo, the choice is obvious
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I'll punch you in the jeans
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I'll punch you in the jeans
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This is not a case of man vs machine
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You think that you're safe, thought you got away clean?
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I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans
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I got my fists clenched, gonna throw a haymaka
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Rockin your slacks from here to jaimaica
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Shake in your boots, cuz I'm the earthquaka
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Bringin those jeans round here was a mistaka
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I gotta vendetta, it's against your jeans (yeah)
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Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams
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They can be on your legs or on the clothesline
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But when I see the zipper and cloth, it's go time!
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And I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision
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Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons
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Man I hate your jeans, I'm gonna bruise that denim
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It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em'
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Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before
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Best believe this is not a metaphor
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Better watch your back, cuz we're on the creep
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And we won't stop till your jeans are six feet deep!
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Man I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed em to the fishes
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Heres what I'd do, if I had three wishes
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Punch your jeans, on all three counts
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It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts
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If I had three wishes I would do the same
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We see eye to eye in this jean punch game
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I'd lay em in a field, where there's chemical sprayin
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But I'd punch em first, yo that goes without sayin (yeah)
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Acid wash pleats or a nifty cuff
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It's just another jean for my fist to stuff
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Throwin fistacuffs, eat pants like bag lunches
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Jeans pronounced dead
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Cause of death?
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Hecka punches!
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Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before
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Best believe this is not a metaphor
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You got somethin to say, we got the proper retorts
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Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts
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Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
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Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
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Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
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Turn your 501s into 499s
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When I punch a jean I like to imagine a face
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The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face
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You got taste and it shows my man
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God damn your jean brand got me throwin my hands
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Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans
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And choke him to death, if you know what I mean
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Yo I know what you mean, so keep your jeans on a hush
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Breakout, before you get bumrushed
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Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before
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Best believe this is not a metaphor
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So take off your jeans, and reverse the curse
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Cuz we the best jean punchers in the universe
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(It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em')x2
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Punch You In The Jeans
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The Lonely Island |