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Mouthful Of Shit (Country & Western Version)
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Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit
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Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar
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Choke the double trouble big one to the joker with the card
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Good call
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What's the crack, what's the damage done today
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From the commons to the common a banana skin away
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Throw it up, throw it out
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Chuck a nightmare dart
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Quiet
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Compere on the mic turns turning to the court
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Putting beef vol-au-vents across the Union Jack
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Bolinger and Bitter says the colonies are back
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Chorus: Hear ya, I can't hear ya, I can't hear ya, I can't hear ya
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Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit
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You think you're god's gift
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You're a liar
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I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, fire
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(Repeat chorus)
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Up your ronson
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Take a tab
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With a flash of Zippo light
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Through the hip parade passing to the Polaroids right
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The manic little rebel got a bottle in his hand
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A rhyming manifesto and a butty from his mam
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Local lad made bad with cowboy charm
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Said he doesn't really mean every screw-'em-all barb
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Pass the mic
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Karaoke for the yesteryear stars
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Time to weep into your beer 'til the fireworks start
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(Repeat Chorus)
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You think you're god's gift
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You're a liar
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I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, fire
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(Repeat chorus)
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Mouthful Of Shit (Country & Western Version)
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| Chumbawamba |
