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<< Swiss Colony Beef Log >>
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--- South Park
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Cartman: Stockings are hung on the chimney, And the presents are under the tree,
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And mama's in the kitchen
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Making some herbal tea.
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Windows are covered with frost And the candles are all alight,
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But as I wander through this quiet house,
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Something just doesn't seem right.
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You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
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A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
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But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
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There's no Beef Log to be found this year.
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(No Beef Log)
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Christmas isn't Christmas
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Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
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Without those cheeses and meats
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I don't think I can get along.
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Mother tries to comfort me;
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She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog.
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"I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.
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But what do I see
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Underneath the tree?
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Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
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Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!
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Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
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That's what Christmas is all about!
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My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
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Makes a little boy scream and shout!
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Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
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Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
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Sweet!
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Swiss Colony Beef Log
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| South Park |
