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My kind of bitch ain't like your bitch
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Cuz my bitch don't bitch at all
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My bitch don't blink, she don't even think
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About money or fuckin mall
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My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
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She don't care about what she wears
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Cuz she's much too busy pulling the worms
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Out her butt, she ain't bathed in years
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My kind of bitch, I'll never forget
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We forced met on a Oujia board
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Miss Crabber Damned, she would chew on snakes
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And swallow a ninja sword
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I said, "hey bitch, how do you do?
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Some fucks call me Violent J"
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She picked her nose and flicked it at me
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Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch
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My kind of bitch
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My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
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She don't care about what she wears
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My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
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She don't care about what she wears
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Fuck that!
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My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck
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And has to talk like this "I love you"
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She can drink through it, ya get used to it
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It whistle every time we kiss
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My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
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The other one's skinny and red
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She can make the one jiggle
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The other one don't do shit but just sit their dead
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My kind of bitch has a wooden eye
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With a nail sticking half way out
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It once caught a fire and we all had to spit
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In her face just to put it out
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My kind of bitch is a little loopy
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And her ass might droop a bit
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But I scoop that loop and fold the flop
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And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch
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My kind of bitch
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My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
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The other one's skinny and red
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My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
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"Hello? Um, my name is J. I'm from Detroit. I'm looking for a girl,
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who's, um, dead. Um, a girl who can possibly forfill some of my
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fetishes. Which include, um, dipping your titties in Faygo and
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slapping my face with them. Um, jumping from the dresser and landing
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on my balls. Uh..."
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My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
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Then run and fuck my friends
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And everytime I break her legs
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Then give my homie's ends (haha what's up, man!)
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She shot me once and stabbed my neck
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And even broke my nose
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But I lick her from her crooked neck
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Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch
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My kind of bitch
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My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
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Then run and fuck my friend
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My kind of bitch waits till I sleep then...
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"Hello? Uh, my name is Shaggs, and I'm lookin for a girl with a
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big big fat fuckin ass. And titties. And a big fat fuckin ass.
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And, uh, I want my dick sucked, and I want my balls scratched.
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And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls at the same
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time, that's a must. And I'm looking for a girl who can stretch
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titties and stuff em in her ass."
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Fuck yeah, motherfucker
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I'm looking for a bitch
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I'm looking for a girl to fit my needs (my kind of bitch)
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We can have picnics under the moon
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In the graveyard
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We can have picnics under my house (my kind of bitch)
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I'm looking for a girl to die with
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If you're already dead, that's cool
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You can sit around and wait for me to die (my kind of bitch)
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I'm looking for a girl to squeeze me
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I'm looking for a girl to squeeze my balls
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Let me squeeze your neck
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"This is Lisa. I've been a bad, bad girl."
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My Kind of Bitch
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