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(Violent J)
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So there you are you're sittin' there just kinda chillin'
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A richie boy you look a little bit like Dylan
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The 90210 bitch with the funny hair
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So I'm gonna change a few things around here and there
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Start with your eyes I pluck 'em both out your head
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And pull your balls out your sack and stick 'em there instead
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Then I snap off your toes and stick 'em in your nose
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And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows
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You're almost ready, gotta fix you for the show tonight
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But your lips, man, to me, they just don't look right
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They could be a little fatter, even more
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So fuckin' fat that your lip is draggin' on the floor
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Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
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And tack a sign on it, tellin' what you're all about
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Set you up, 'cuz now you're ready, so open up the door
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'Cuz at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show
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(Chorus x 2)
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Carnival thrills
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Carnival shows
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Carnival excites you
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Carnival kills
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(Ahh, ooh, ahh, ohh)
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Another freak show for the jugga-lugga-lo
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So there you are, come on in, chickie, wow! Ain't you a pretty?
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I think I'll start with the sillicone that's in your titty
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I'll pull it out and put it in your forehead and cheek
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So now, you look like the elephant bitch freak
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Don't try to run, chickie-poo, I'm just gettin' started
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I'll beat your head in with a brick until you're half-retarded
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Remember that ugly girl you laughed at at the prom?
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Don't try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom
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You came to do the starin', but it's you they're starin' at
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I'll stuff you full of chili-cheese dogs to make you fat
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Then I'll stretch your fuckin' lips and stick 'em in your ear
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So all that evil shit you talk, only you can hear
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I shave you bald, and glue your titty on the top
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And then I spit on your nipple until you drop
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Hey! Almost ready? Jumpsteady, open the door
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'Cuz at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show
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(chorus x 2)
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"Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!!
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"Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!!
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"Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!!
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"Oh my God!!!!!"
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(chorus until end)
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House Of Wonders
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Hurricane #1 |