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[Ruthless People/Mick Jagger/1986]
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They only show you their gums when they smile
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Ain't got a tooth in their headsnow...how vile
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Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
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They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
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Hey! Stand up!
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Toothless people...their breath is lethal, wanna tell you
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Hey...come on! Stand up...get on your feet!
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Toothless people...old and feeble, what I say
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No more of those pearly whites will they possess
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Their oral hygiene is frightful...a mess
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Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
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At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities
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Hey! Stand up...take out your teeth!
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Toothless people...old and feeble, oh yes
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You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em
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They're something you just can't ignore
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If you lose 'em, you're in trouble
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'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more
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You need something to show your dentist
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The next time he makes you say "ahh..."
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You don't wanna have to wind up
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Eating all of your food through a straw
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Like toothless people
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Toothless people...you'd better brush your teeth now
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Hey...toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people
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Good Enough for Now
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Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you
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Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could
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Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest
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Well, at any rate, I guess you're...pretty good
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Now, it seems to me I'm relatively lucky
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I know I probably couldn't ask for too much more
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I honestly can say you're an above-average lady
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You're almost just what I've been looking for
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You're sort of everything I've ever wanted
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You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
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You're the woman that I've always dreamed of
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Well, not really...but you're good enough for now
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You're pretty close to what I've always hoped for
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That's why my love for you is fairly strong
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And I swear I'm never gonna leave you, darlin'
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At least 'til something better comes along
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'Cause you're sort of everything I've ever wanted
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You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
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You're the woman that I've always dreamed of
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Well, not really...but you're good enough for now
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No, not really...but you're good enough for now
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Toothless People
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
