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They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle
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With my wife Laura and son Richie
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But now my life's a living HELL
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'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times
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I tripped over the ottoman until I lost my miiiiind
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I was head writer for Alan Brady
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Maybe you've seen his show
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It's not very funny and it makes my ears bleed
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This week's guest star isn't Danny Thomas
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Our special guest star is Death!
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Once I laughed at Buddy's jokes
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But now my life's a living HELL
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'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times
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I tripped over the ottoman until I lost my miiiiind
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'Cause Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
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Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill
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Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy
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Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill
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And I tripped over the ottoman one too many times
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I tripped over the ottoman until I lost my miiiiind
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What did you bring me daddy?
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What did you bring me daddy?
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What did you bring me daddy?
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Well, I brought you Death!
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I Tripped Over the Ottoman
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| Dead Milkmen |
