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Now I understand some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a
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little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino. She went
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to college and she started the Lesbian Eskimo Midget Albino Student
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Union, and 400 people signed up! There they were. Hundreds of 'em -
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lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos. Did I mention the fact she's
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left handed? She's left handed alright.
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Girls got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies is lowering children
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into open man-holes. Which is kind of difficult cause a lot of the
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children are taller than her, her being a midget and everything - well,
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her being a left-handed midget - well, her being a left-handed lesbian
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midget - well, her left-handed lesbian albino midget - well, her being a
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left-handed lesbian albino midget Eskimo. Life can be really difficult
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on that young lady.
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She bit me once, you know. Right here. You see this? Left a mark.
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She was lowering a friend of mine's kid into the sewer. I run up and
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tried to stop her. I said 'Listen there you lesbian midget left-handed
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albino!' And she stopped right there. And she bit me!
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I'm afraid I'm gonna... I'm gonna turn into a lesbian left-handed
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midget albino when the moon is full. Oh my God the moon is full
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tonight! I can feel myself shrinking. I can feel myself getting
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left-handed. I can feel myself getting the urge to build an igloo. I
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can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red. I can feel - I
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can feel the urge to buy a Suzanne Vega album!
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NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!!! NOOOO!!!! AUUGGGHHH!!!
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Oh, ok, it's just gas.
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BIT 4
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| Dead Milkmen |
